Bi-skämt

Vad sa biet som flög in i väggen med rumpan först?
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Oh my gadd:)

Vilket offentligt transportsätt föredrar bin?
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De åker Buzzzz:)

Vilken Bee-tleslåt är binas favorit?
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Let it Beee

Vilken mental ohälsa råkar bina ofta ut för?
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Bi-polär sjukdom

1. What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet?

A bee on an airplane.

2. What buzzes, is black and yellow, and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine.

3. What do you call a bee that can’t quit talking?

Blabb-bee.

4. What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

A fumble bee.

5. What do bees chew?

Bumble gum!

6. What do you call a bee with messy hair?

A Frizz-bee.

7. What goes zzub-zubb when it travels?

A bee flying backwards.

8. What do unionized bees ask for?

More honey and shorter working flowers.

9. If there’s a bee in my hand, what’s in my eye?

Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

10. What does a bee use to style her hair?

Her honey comb, of course.

11. What would bears be without bees?

Just ears.

12. What is a swarm of really small queen bees called?

The royal wee.

13. Why did the bee go to the dermatologist?

It had hives.

14. What music do bees like? Bee-bop, Bee-thoven, Bee-yoncé, The Bee-tles, Bee-stie Boys, Cros-bee, Stills, Nash & Young, or Justin Bee-ber?

They like Sting.

15. Why was the bee so hard to understand?

It was a mumble bee.

16. A bee’s favorite sport is rug-bee.

17. That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!

18. What do bees like with their sushi?

Wasa-bee!

19. What do you get when you cross a doorbell and a bee?

A hum-dinger!

20. When do bees get married?

When they’ve found their honey!

21. Where do worker bees go on vacation?

Sting-apore.

22. As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house-swarming party.

23. A wasp is nothing more than a wanna-bee.

24. No one at the party wanted to hear that bee talk about himself, but he just kept droning on.

25. What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course?

It’s on the sylla-buzz.

26. Remember, if you offend an audience of beekeepers, you may hear some veiled threats.

27. What’s a bee’s favorite flower?

A bee-gonia.

28. What did the businesswoman say?

We’re in bees-ness now!

29. A combination of a bumblebee and a race dog will give you a Greyhound Buzz.

30. What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

31. What do you call a bee that’s returned from the dead?

A zom-bee.

32. Which bee gives you a second chance?

The Plan Bee.

33. What do you call a bee that doesn’t cost anything?

A free-bee.

34. What do you call a bee that works for the government?

A pollentician.

35. Who’s a bee’s favorite painter?

Pablo Bee-casso.

36. Little bees take the school buzz to get to school.

37. When a bee writes a sonnet, it waxes poetic.

38. What’s the one thing bees never forget to bring to the beach?

Fris-bees.

39. What do you call a bee that needs a drink?

Bee-hydrated.

40. What do you call a ghost bee?

A bee boo.

41. What did the bee say to the flower?

Hey, bud!

42. What’s a bee’s favorite novel?

The Great Gats-bee.

43. Why do bees hum?

They don’t know the words.

44. Why was the bee fired from the barbershop?

He only knew how to give a buzz cut.

45. What is the most common blood type for bees?

Bee positive!

46. What happened when the bee phoned home?

She got a buzzy signal.