Vad sa biet som flög in i väggen med rumpan först?
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Oh my gadd:)
Vilket offentligt transportsätt föredrar bin?
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De åker Buzzzz:)
Vilken Bee-tleslåt är binas favorit?
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Let it Beee
Vilken mental ohälsa råkar bina ofta ut för?
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Bi-polär sjukdom
1. What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet?
A bee on an airplane.
2. What buzzes, is black and yellow, and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A bee in a submarine.
3. What do you call a bee that can’t quit talking?
Blabb-bee.
4. What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
5. What do bees chew?
Bumble gum!
6. What do you call a bee with messy hair?
A Frizz-bee.
7. What goes zzub-zubb when it travels?
A bee flying backwards.
8. What do unionized bees ask for?
More honey and shorter working flowers.
9. If there’s a bee in my hand, what’s in my eye?
Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
10. What does a bee use to style her hair?
Her honey comb, of course.
11. What would bears be without bees?
Just ears.
12. What is a swarm of really small queen bees called?
The royal wee.
13. Why did the bee go to the dermatologist?
It had hives.
14. What music do bees like? Bee-bop, Bee-thoven, Bee-yoncé, The Bee-tles, Bee-stie Boys, Cros-bee, Stills, Nash & Young, or Justin Bee-ber?
They like Sting.
15. Why was the bee so hard to understand?
It was a mumble bee.
16. A bee’s favorite sport is rug-bee.
17. That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!
18. What do bees like with their sushi?
Wasa-bee!
19. What do you get when you cross a doorbell and a bee?
A hum-dinger!
20. When do bees get married?
When they’ve found their honey!
21. Where do worker bees go on vacation?
Sting-apore.
22. As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house-swarming party.
23. A wasp is nothing more than a wanna-bee.
24. No one at the party wanted to hear that bee talk about himself, but he just kept droning on.
25. What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course?
It’s on the sylla-buzz.
26. Remember, if you offend an audience of beekeepers, you may hear some veiled threats.
27. What’s a bee’s favorite flower?
A bee-gonia.
28. What did the businesswoman say?
We’re in bees-ness now!
29. A combination of a bumblebee and a race dog will give you a Greyhound Buzz.
30. What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A USB.
31. What do you call a bee that’s returned from the dead?
A zom-bee.
32. Which bee gives you a second chance?
The Plan Bee.
33. What do you call a bee that doesn’t cost anything?
A free-bee.
34. What do you call a bee that works for the government?
A pollentician.
35. Who’s a bee’s favorite painter?
Pablo Bee-casso.
36. Little bees take the school buzz to get to school.
37. When a bee writes a sonnet, it waxes poetic.
38. What’s the one thing bees never forget to bring to the beach?
Fris-bees.
39. What do you call a bee that needs a drink?
Bee-hydrated.
40. What do you call a ghost bee?
A bee boo.
41. What did the bee say to the flower?
Hey, bud!
42. What’s a bee’s favorite novel?
The Great Gats-bee.
43. Why do bees hum?
They don’t know the words.
44. Why was the bee fired from the barbershop?
He only knew how to give a buzz cut.
45. What is the most common blood type for bees?
Bee positive!
46. What happened when the bee phoned home?
She got a buzzy signal.
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